


Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving."Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for ten weeks and I never called you once when he misbehaved!"
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
Ahhh, the little darlings, Smile A While.